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Aspiring Art Hobbiest, Finder of Reality in Fantasy, Fandomer, Optimistic Writer, and Anime Fan Girl. Expect the unexpected.

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood, via broughttoyoubytheletterfive)

— 17 hours ago with 354154 notes

wanderersandaliens:

mygayshoes:

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.

That’s 2.8 episodes a day.

I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.

*tumblr collectively laughs*

(Source: octaviasblake, via broughttoyoubytheletterfive)

— 17 hours ago with 627600 notes

melthemagpie:

when you’re reading porn and you can’t tell what position their bodies are supposed to be in and you’ve lost track of all limbs and you’re just

image

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— 17 hours ago with 9115 notes
sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

(via broughttoyoubytheletterfive)

— 17 hours ago with 730898 notes

seedy:

HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO 

(via weeping-angel-with-a-fez)

— 17 hours ago with 99586 notes

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels, via oh-keptin-my-capatin)

— 17 hours ago with 57434 notes
iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

(via oh-keptin-my-capatin)

— 17 hours ago with 897918 notes

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

(via abby-normal-assbutt)

— 17 hours ago with 224619 notes

shiftingwolf:

i-mahu:

miituna-sandwiich:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

image

What

There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL

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— 17 hours ago with 27590 notes

dglsplsblg:

weatheredbatz:

On your left..

hahahaha.

this is rather sad.

(Source: bythepowercosmic, via squigglesthemysterious)

— 17 hours ago with 46870 notes